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Egg Life

by The Fertilized Eggs

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BRAINDEAD HUMANITY [1:08] we watch pollutants float and lift with gas from cows whose throats we slit pollution haze is awfully thick the earth gets hotter, scorched and crisp overcrowded urban bliss our noses squished, we're sniffing pits [forgot lyrics] braindead humanity braindead humanity braindead humanity humanity is braindead braindead humanity braindead humanity braindead humanity humanity is braindead individual thought is nixed our minds are in a knotted twist go goo goo ga for glamor, glitz ignore the poor, neglect the twits the richest of the richest rich who own the news, the truth, the clips control the information bits and, by extension, idiots they’re screwing shut our stupid lips so screw free speech with censorship illogic’s actually logic when it seems right so you force a fit if this is the apocalypse we'll grab a beer and chair and chips and scroll through doomsday memes and vids and ads! braindead humanity braindead humanity braindead humanity humanity is braindead braindead humanity braindead humanity so much stupidity humanity is braindead we've all lost our heads we're all dumb as dirt and our brains are dead braindead! SOMETHING IN THE WAY / WE'RE THE FERTILIZED EGGS [0:42 – originally by nirvana, duh] underneath the bridge the tarp has sprung a leak and the animals i've trapped have all become my pets and i'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling it's okay to eat fish 'cause they don't have any feelings something in the way whoa we're the fertilized eggs whoa, oh something in the way whoa we're the fertilized eggs whoa, oh SHOWER NAKED [0:51] shower naked shower naked it’s the only way to truly get clean shower naked shower naked don’t you want to be a part of our scene? scrub off all the dirt scrub it squeaky clean scrub until it hurts scrub until it bleeds shower naked shower naked it’s the only way to truly get clean shower naked shower naked don’t you want to be a part of our scene? scrub off all the dirt scrub it squeaky clean scrub until it hurts scrub until it bleeds it bleeds, it bleeds, bleeds rinse out every orifice behind your ears, in both your pits and wash your hair with fresh shampoo that smells like flowers lather in between your toes make sure you take off all your clothes cuz nothing feels as good as taking naked showers VOMIT VACUUM [0:47] i’m not gonna bother talking to you nobody pays attention to me anyway i’m not gonna bother talking to you nobody pays attention suck these vomit chunks up off of my shoes it’s some putrid mucus and it smells like eggs suck these vomit chunks up off of my shoes nasty, putrid mucus vomit vacuum suction backed up spew it back out i’m not gonna bother talking to you nobody pays attention to me anyway suck these vomit chunks up off of my shoes nobody pays attention! vomit vacuum suction backed up spew it back out!

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second run of cassettes OUT NOW on noise merchant records: noisemerchantrecords.bandcamp.com/album/egg-life

"If you find something better than this let us know, because for us what this Bee Cave four-piece has done, puts the cherry on top of a first half of a great year for punk..." – Tremendo Garaje

“… manages, at crazy speeds, obsessive compulsive singing, guitars like hail and a synth to make everything even more weird in its compactness and inconsistent coherence.” – In Your Eyes Zine, roughly translated from Italian

"... they've probably produced one of the finest bits of punk in 2022... It's easily one of the best things for your ears, EVER!" – Noise Merchant Records [noisemerchantrecords.bandcamp.com]

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released July 26, 2022

randy - vocals, synth
mike - guitar
apie - bass
sarah - drums

"something in the way" originally by nirvana

recorded, mixed and mastered by the fertilized eggs

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suburban punk band from bee cave, texas

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